I'm a Writer! I've written thousands of stories that my adoring publick can't wait for me to publish! But dealing with Publishers and Editors isn't any fun at all! It's harder than the writing part! You try convincing someone who doesn't know a good story when he reads one even though it's typed up really nicely on clean paper with double spacing and an easy-to-read font just like they asked for after receiving my hand-written (but still legible) stories on lined paper! I also hate the way they sigh and roll their eyes when I bring out my Pee-Chee Folder stuffed with stories. Judgmental jerks!

Read my stories! They're awesome! And over there on the left!

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