Part Sixty One
"Oh what happened to us?
Trapped by a portcullis. Hope there is another way out. Got a great
recipe for sauted trout," sang Buster.
Turf headed deeper into the cave. "Who laughs
"Buster's song made me laugh," easily
"Wouldn't you like to know, Dumb Dumb?"
asked the voice boomingly.
"Hmm, is that a trick question? I thought I
just asked that," pondered Turf.
"See all this dirt everywhere, Hero? Aren't you
afraid?" smarty pantsed Mr. Voice evilly.
"But at least it isn't slimy shit,"
"Sure, look for traps, gee, oh, and yeah, let's
go Cyclops hunting. That is such a swell idea," ranted Dade.
"Don't tell me the Hero has a dirt
phobia," commanded Buster.
"The Hero isn't afraid to get the virgin
dirty," nudged Harry talking about sex. Just then, they all
noticed a big stone block in the middle of the room with writing on
"I'm smart! I'll read it!" roller played
Jerry. I mean, Harry. Dade also walked up to examine the big stone
block for Goldoons. And maybe traps, too.
"I know all about The Hero's aversion to dirt!
I know all of your weaknesses!" pointed out the voice smugly.
"Smart guy, eh?" asked Rocko to either
Harry or the voice.
"But how, Villain," wondered Turf
62. Rock Around The Block
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