Part Twenty Five
The Hero Almost Dies!
Just then, a Giant Rat (who must have been a hero in
the Giant Rat community) leapt forward and bit at Turf! Turf threw
up his shield (with his arms not his mouth) and deflected the rat so
that it only scratched his arm with its foul and disgusting teeth.
"Aww," pouted The Hero.
"I'll save your ass now and embarrass you
later, Hero!" shouted Rocko.
"Just try it!" ambiguoused Turf, unsure as
to whether he wanted Rocko to try and save his ass or embarrass him.
Turf spun around and sliced right through the middle of the Giant
Rat Hero that bit him, exploding it like a blood sausage.
"Mmmm, blood sausage," gaily drooled
"It's a battle that rages into the night and
into the next day," whined Rocko as the battle lasted just
about two minutes so far.
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