Part One Hundred Thirty Three 
              Rocko's Corpse Is Raped
             "Would someone like to say a few words about
            Dade and Rocko now?" Buster fidgeted for half a second trying
            to be thoughtful and then blurted out, "DIBS!" Then he
            sang, "Oh Rocko! We didn't always see eye-to-eye-O. But I
            forgive ye! For breaking my Ukulele!" Turf picked up the key
            and didn't get sprayed in the face by poison gas. They then fell
            upon Rocko's corpse like jackals falling upon the corpse of a Holy
            Guy. 
            Buster looted a blue gem. Harry stripped off the
            Holy Plate and took it. Turf took the Jeweled Chalice. Buster stole
            a red gem. Harry took the Blessed Holy Mace. Turf stripped off the
            talisman. Buster took 10 Goldoons. Harry took the Holy Shield. 
            "Goodbye, dear Rocko. We didn't know you as
            well as we should but robbed your corpse like you were our best
            friend." Buster kicked dirt on Rocko. "Do we have all the
            keys now?" 
            "No, we have to kill the pigmy people,"
            pointed out Harry. 
            "Have you tried reasoning with them?"
            gayed it up Buster. The Fantasyers left to reason with the
            Yellowlings and ended up back in the Hall of Boners. 
            "I have the Yellow Key!" I guess Corky
            reasoned with the Yellowlings. 
            134. The Keys Should Break
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