Lola then passed around a bunch of forms for the new
Fantasyers to fill out. "These are to find out what adventure
you'd best be suited for," she explainiated.
The form was a short list of questions that asked
all of the most personal information a Fantasyer could give, like
his occupation and his Statistics and his weaknesses and strengths
too! Turf couldn't read his and tried to draw a big X on it. Dade
also struggled with his.
"Would you like to kill a dragon?" asked
Lola as she winked at Turf. "Or a kobold," she scoffed,
looking at The Magick Guy.
"Let's kill humans," joyoused Rocko
"Oh! OH! A dragon, please!" whined Turf.
Just then Buster leaned over to Lola and whispered in her ear.
"Lola, you are so gay."
"Sir," pouted Lola, "I'll have to ask
you to not make me almost cry." While Buster was just pulling
away from Lola, LEGObrick cast a Magick Pinch Spell on Lola's ripe
and beautiful butt. Lola slapped Buster in the face.
"Dragons are nice," sighed Rocko dreamily.
"Quit scaring the lady, idiot!" defended
Turf while glancing aside at LEGObrick and whispering, "Nice
"Okay, questions time," said Lola getting
down to business.
"You gonna take that from a woman?"
whispered Rocko to Buster rhetorically.
"What's the last monster you killed?"
"Boy, I can't wait to curse people,"
"Nice," replied Turf to the male and
ignoring the female.
"You're a curse, Rocko! Burn!" shouted
Buster also ignoring the female which is less surprising than the
others ignoring her (that's a gay joke).
"That's not a burn. That's true,"
truthfulled Rocko truthfully. Dade continued to struggle with his
"Here, let me help you, Dade," helped Turf
as he reached over and drew a big X on Dade's form.
"Hey, Lola. Can I have a new form? This guy
ruined mine," tattled Dade.
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