GRUNION GUY II
Grunion Guy II did not follow in the footsteps of his father. I
mean mother. He had heard that Mars was a total jackbiter and couldn't even
protect his priests from a rabies infested rat. So Grunion Guy II decided to be
a Chaotic Orcish Female Barbarian who followed the God, Set.
2nd Generation, Level One:
I blundered about all Barbarian Bravado and female machismo until a trap
door opened in the ceiling above me and bashed my brains upon the ground.
Death Lesson Learned: This game is cruel and sometimes
you just can't avoid being killed. Also, Set should probably choose smarter
Interesting After Death Facts: Barbarians are poison
resistant. Orcs have infravision. Unless that's the other way around!
Creatures Vanquished: 1 Grid Bug.
Conduct: Went without Food.
Was an Atheist.
Never genocided any monsters.
Never polymorphed an object.
Never changed form.
Used no wishes.
Was a virgin.
Disgrace to his family.
Shortest game ever.
Killed by a falling rock.
Surprisingly, Grunion Guy II ranked 63rd on the top 100 list.
That shows just how cruel this game can be!