Adventure #47
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Contemplates an Essay

Adventure #46
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Expounds upon Moonshine

Adventure #45
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Keeps Mum About What the Size of the Nose on a Woman Means

Adventure #44
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Tries To Save His Sidekicking Job

Adventure #43
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Has Nothing Helpful To Say

Adventure #42
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Gives Prudent Advice

Adventure #41
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Probably Needs a Little More Experience

Adventure #40
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Pays for It One Way or Another

Adventure #39
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Does the Truffle Shuffle

Adventure #38
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Dishes Out Some Old School Punishment

Adventure #37
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Pisses Off Hamilton Burger

Adventure #36
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Will Be Insulting a Lot of People Soon

Adventure #35
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Should Probably Put On a Shirt

Adventure #34
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Teaches Us to Whiz Sexily

Adventure #33
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Finds the Deformed Hilarious

Adventure #32
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Frightens the Fat Cats

Adventure #31
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Frightens the Bad Guys

Adventure #30
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Picks Up the 7-10 Split

Adventure #29
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Inhabits the Body of a Brukolak

Adventure #28
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Declares Westerners are Shallow and Lack Sense

Adventure #27
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Loses Twenty Dollars

Adventure #26
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Proves That Teenage Girls Have Always Been Evil

Adventure #25
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Dreams About the Glories of Heaven

Adventure #24
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Wishes to Remain Anonymous

Adventure #23
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Notes Some Similarities

Adventure #22
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Attends a Royal Wedding

Adventure #21
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Invokes the Name of Crom

Adventure #20
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton is Thwarted Again

Adventure #19
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Believes Middle Class People are Taking Too Much

Adventure #18
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Quotes Cervantes

Adventure #17
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton is Unimpressed

Adventure #16
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Makes Getting Laid an Intellectual Pursuit

Adventure #15
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Claims Most Chicagoans as Martyrs

Adventure #14
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Inspires an Awful Series of Books

Adventure #13
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Argues Against States' Rights

Adventure #12
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Gives Miss Ray Cooking Advice

Adventure #11
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Forgets to Blame Clinton

Adventure #10
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Interrupts a Moment

Adventure #9
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Speaks of Dogs

Adventure #8
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Teaches the Master of Horror a Thing or Two

Adventure #7
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Educates the Country

Adventure #6
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Goes on Tour

Adventure #5
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton May or May Not Have Possessed Pat Robertson

Adventure #4
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Bores Calista Flockhart

Adventure #3
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Makes a Grand Assertion

Adventure #2
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Possesses Natalie Portman and Doesn't Explore her Body

Adventure #1
In Which the Ghost of Richard F Burton Informs Us of the Dangers of Zanzibar

 

 

Richard F Burton is long dead. He died of a heart attack in 1890 after which his wife, Isabella, administered Last Rites to his already dead corpse. Richard F Burton was not a Catholic and this act might not have been enough to cause his spirit to roam restlessly for centuries afterward. But when Isabella burned many of his unpublished notes, works, and translations, his soul could not rest and that part I mentioned earlier about his spirit roaming restlessly came to pass!

Now, Richard F Burton cannot rest until his Spirit has passed on 1001 pieces of his knowledge and soul from beyond the grave by possessing common people and pontificating randomly.

Read now of the Grand Afterlife of Explorer, Soldier, Translator, Writer, and Lover, Richard F Burton!

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