Part Ninety Seven
Who is Tony?
"Harry, what's going on?" pondered Dade.
"Hey Harry, I got me a prayer that does
something like your Pinch does," interrupted Rocko as Harry
suddenly became Mr. Popular.
"Be right back, Tony has to borrow the
jeep," overwhelmed Mr. Popular. Who was Tony? And what was a
jeep? The mysteries of Magick!
Turf then put his finger to his lips so that no one
would give away his location. The editor can make that make sense
when this story is published.
"Dang Harry, that is pretty bad," admitted
Dade about the jeep and Tony thing because Sneaky Guys know stuff
too that I don't know. Also, Turf and Corky were hiding just past
the doorway waiting to ambush the Ratman when it came through. Which
it did! But it noticed Turf with its super Rat senses and attacked
"Apparently, espionage isn't Turf's strong
suit," ridiculed Rocko who appeared much cooler to everyone
else as he put Turf down.
"What?! He was coming down the hall? Why didn't
someone tell me?" said Turf who was really, really dumb. "Ahhh!
A Ratman!" The Ratman's sword arced toward Turf's throat but
Turf blocked it with his Tow Shield which shattered from the force
of the impact.
"TUUUUUURRRRRRFFFFF!" screamed Corky.
"Not to worry, Corky. Situation under
control," a nearly dead Turf said to ease Corky's fear.
"That's the old Cocky I lure 'em in with a head shot trick.
I'll teach you sometime."
"Harry! Turf's about to die!" celebrated
Rocko. "All because he was too proud and/or dumb to ask for
"Dade, I don't see you doing any better,"
mistaken identified Harry understandably.
"Yeah Dade!" reinforced Rocko, the
"Yeah!" exclamated Corky.
"Huh?" huhed Dade understandably since I'm
writing this and even I'm confused by Harry. "I asked you what
was going on and you said Tony was going to borrow the jeep and I
said that is pretty bad? And I'm not doing any better?"
"You said my Pinch Spell was pretty bad. While
I was helping Tony, no less," continued Harry mistakenly.
Possibly because this Tony thing messes up perceptions of reality.
98. Magick Hurts Ratmen
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