Part Fifty Five
Rocko Thanks Buster
"Lame!" screamed Rocko as the Giant Rat's
teeth broke on his Holy Plate Mail. "O wow ow! My plate's shine
is scratched!"
At this point, as Giant Rats are missing Dade and
Turf in really exciting examples of Fantasy Combat, Rocko wanted to
thank Buster for consigning them all to another rat battle. But he
never did. He just wanted to.
"Or something," added Rocko.
"No extra rolls, too," mystified Turf to
Buster as he strummed his Ukulele (and not in a dirty way like you
just thought). A bolt battered the toothless rat in the head and
dazed it.
"Nice," projected Turf.
"You're welcome, Rocko!" perplexed Buster.
"How so?" asked Rocko, perplexed.
"I nearly killed the rat that was scratching
your armor," self-advertised Buster.
"Neat!" sarcasticallified Rocko. Then Dade
attacked a Giant Rat and missed and Turf attacked a Giant Rat and
cut its head off and everyone thought it was just the best battle
they had ever seen on film.
"Ha!" shouted Turf.
"You'd think Rocko could Socko, just like his
name. Turns out, Rocko's so lame. Can't even hit a rat. No rhyme can
justify that," sang Buster.
"Hey, that's pretty good for a half-wit!"
complimented Rocko as he batted away another Giant Rat attack with
his Holy Shield. "The Bad God guides my shield!"
"Nice," probed Turf.
"Time to save Rocko from more scratch
damage," sighed Buster as he annoyed everything with Ukulele
sounds.
56. Dade Thinks About Being Gay
Too
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