Part Thirty
Has The Hero Moved At All?
"Has The Hero moved at all?" wondered Dade
who was covered in Giant Rats.
"Not really. Except to hide behind the gay
guy," explained Rocko pointing at, I think, Buster. Yeah,
probably Buster is the gay guy in this comment. Rocko is against
gays and will probably die because of it because that is modern
cinematic justice.
"Where's our Hero?" asked Buster, looking
everywhere but behind him.
"Oh yeah. He helped Buster to fight the wounded
rat instead of helping me fight the four healthy rats," eeyored
Dade even though he had no proof of the four rats current medical
history.
"I need a Hero!? When you gotta be strong! And
you gotta be something! And something something somethong!"
screeched Buster who is lucky he couldn't remember more lyrics or
else it would be plagiarism.
"How very Bonnie Tyler of you,"
apportioned Dade.
"Someone wake up Turf! It's just like Roller
Playing in real life!" explained Buster not realizing that Turf
was right behind him and about to kill another Giant Rat but was
waiting for the right timing.
"Where is our hero to come and save the day?
Where is our hero, who will come and show the way?" sang Rocko
Busterly. He quickly scribbled down his lyrics while Turf twirled
around his Big Sword in a powerful display of his up and coming
attack.
"Can we say The Hero fell asleep?" asked
Buster, still not turning around to see Turf twirling his sword in
the air and spinning around to catch it behind his back before he
finished off the Giant Rat.
31. Buster's Future's Not Bright
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