Part Twenty Nine
Buster's Super Secret is He is Gay
Rocko dodged lightly out of the way in his Full Holy
Plate just as Turf chopped down another of the Giant Rats. There
were only some Giant Rats left (less then there were, that is).
"It was almost dead!" cried Buster who
really wanted to kill the Giant Rat himself but was not the man for
the job (or any job for that matter! (this line can be punched up
for an R-rating by adding some other words that suggest there are
some jobs he can do! E-mail me proof of your age and I'll send the
joke to you!)).
"Yeah, he couldn't have done it without your
help," uplifted Rocko sarcastically as he popped another Giant
Rat in the head with his mace. I envision him doing a triple
backflip with a slight twist and then his mace hitting the rat right
between the eyes as the camera goes in for a close-up of the rat's
tongue sticking out and it's eyes crossing! I hope I can direct the
movie that Hollywood is sure to want to make after this action!
"This mace is plenty cool!"
"Crying babies. Be back," insulted Turf to
his fellow adventurers, apparently, as Corky sliced down yet another
rat. Perhaps Turf was trying to be like that movie about the robot
from the future that talks Spanish?
"Man, that Hero sure is not acting like a
hero," complained Dade, I mean Rocko, as he glanced at Turf
surrounded by Giant Rat corpses while Buster continued to try to
tune his ukulele. "Rat! You got what I neeeeeeeed! But you say
you're just a rat! You say you're just a rat!" prayed, I mean,
sang Buster, I mean, Rocko.
Another Giant Rat's nasty, deadly, smelly fangs
bounced off of Rocko's Holy Plate Mail, saving him from a death
worse than fate.
"Eat it, ratsnout!" improvisated Rocko
impressively. "Stick it in your ear, churl!"
"Go big guy! Kill those rat bastards! Ha
ha!" catch-phrased Corky.
"I already did, Corky!" Rocko pseudo-big-guy'd.
30. Has The Hero Moved At All?
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