Part Twenty Four
The Skill Debate
Rocko swung his mace and missed while Buster began
praying to The Bad God. "Buster's cheating! He doesn't have the
Pray skill!" tattled Rocko.
"Do you have the tattle skill?" taste of
his own medicined Dade as he poisoned another Rat with his poison
Dagger. "Ha!" backed up Buster.
"Do you have the STFU Skill?" swore Rocko
swearingly, proving that he is a disciple of The Bad God since
swearing shows how cool and bad cool people really are (also, there
is no such skill).
Buster strummed his ukulele at another rat but used
up most of his energy and creativity with his dumb dumb Hero song
and a really pencil thin, impotent bolt shot from his ukulele to
barely hurt a Giant Rat. "Crap!" sang Buster. "I miss
A Giant Rat bit at Rocko but just missed! "In
your face, rat!" insulted Rocko. "In your face, ratface!"
"That rhymes!" impressed easilyed Buster.
"I sing sweet songs!" Maniloed Rocko.
XX5. The Hero Almost Dies!
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