Part Twenty Three
Is This Porn?
A whole regiment of Giant Rats
suddenly broke forth and attacked The Hero! With quickness and
adeptness like none ever seen before (except earlier when Dade did
the same thing but better), he dodged all of the attacks!
"Ha, The Hero's getting gang banged by Giant
Rats!" drooled Buster lustfully. After which he pleaded to
Turf, "Kill the one attacking me!"
"Well, looks like Buster is about to get his
ass busted," lustfully drooled Rocko.
Turf, being The Hero and above petty pettishness,
swung his Big Sword at the rat attacking Buster even though Buster
was laughing at Turf being bang ganged. He hacked its head off in
one fell sweeping swoop.
"We love the hero! Buy him a gyro! He's not a
zero! Have you been to Cairo?" sang Buster horribly.
XX4. The Skill Debate
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