Part One Hundred Twenty
Big Time Sensuality
"I only want the shield." Turf could have
had a Magick Shield if he'd searched the Ratman. But he didn't. So
now he gets a dumb Bucklest.
"Well, take the shield." Dade ignored the
Dibs! rule too. "I doubt we'll fight you for it." They
didn't need it until they learned about the other treasure the Bee-Orc
had. Which they hadn't found yet.
Buster took the Shortest Sword and Turf took the
Bucklest. Buster started swinging the sword around and Turf backed
away and Harry ducked. Then Buster put the sword down his pants.
"Hey! It fits!"
"Ouch," squirmed Turf. That's when they
noticed the gems and things and Dade decided it was time to Dibs!
for the good stuff. They found a Sneaky Guy trading card of Charles
Three Fingers and a crystal vial and a red gem and a white gem.
Dade took the Crystal Vial. Buster took the white
gem. Turf took the trading card of Charles Three Fingers (which
showed a picture of a Sneaky Guy with his hand on a chopping block
losing his fifth finger). Harry took the red gem.
"Sweet!" exclamated Turf.
"Value? Weight?" wondered Buster aloud.
"I doubt it has a price tag on it,
Buster." Dade said that while I'm going to remind you that
Buster is an idiot.
"It might!" defended Buster. But it
didn't. "So, where do you want to bury the Orc-Bee?"
"No touchy boney, Buster." Dade covered
"I think it would be nice if Turf said a few
"Buster, I don't understand you. Are you a
priest or something?" questioned Harry. Buster wasn't a priest.
But he wasn't acting like the old drunk Buster they knew who was
fighting with Rocko all the time and being a jerk. Maybe this was an
imposter Buster? "You should only worry about getting laid
looking like that."
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