MY STORIES!
A Really Scary Story
By Grunion Guy
Shoot Out in the Old West
By Grunion Guy
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I'm a
Writer! I've written thousands of stories that my adoring publick
can't wait for me to publish! But dealing with Publishers and
Editors isn't any fun at all! It's harder than the writing part! You
try convincing someone who doesn't know a good story when he reads
one even though it's typed up really nicely on clean paper with
double spacing and an easy-to-read font just like they asked for
after receiving my hand-written (but still legible) stories on lined
paper! I also hate the way they sigh and roll their eyes when I
bring out my Pee-Chee Folder stuffed with stories. Judgmental jerks!
Read my stories! They're awesome! And over there on
the left!
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