Part Five
Buster is Mean Too
"Ha! LEGObrick is gonna die!" prophesied Buster
unoptimistically.
"Buster is singing about the death of LEGObrick. That can't
be good for morale," pointed out Dade Thraid negatively.
"But I am The Magick Guy!" defended LEGObrick. "I'm
supposed to be all weak and frail at first. Then later on I get to
kick everyone's ass!"
"I like Buster's style! Except the gay part,"
experienced Rocko as it appeared Buster's super secret wasn't
really so secret. Buster then broke out into a song
only slightly better than his sister's boobies' song: "Oh LEGO
rolled a six! He'll soon be on the Styx! Traveling over the river
flow, in Hell he'll be a rape-ed ho." LEGObrick smacked Buster
for being such a meany to him and hurt his delicate Magick hand on
Buster's head. "Ugh," disgusted Buster.
"Rocko's gay. Can we get another A Guy Who Heals Everyone in
our group? The tavern is full." "Sorry,
Buster," retaliated Rocko. "A Guy who sings for a living
is gay." "I'm much closer to scoring with
the virgin than you are, Buster. I mean, Rocko," lied Buster
lispily. Lola tapped her foot as she waited for all
of the gay bashing gay talk from the gay heroes ended. As she looked
over the group, she realized The Hero had no Sidekick! "A Hero
without a Sidekick!? We'll have to change that." She then
disappeared into the back room to find one to fit The Hero. "Oh,
hey Lola, you're back," unobserved Dade as Lola left.
"Dang it." Buster then broke into another
song which he probably stole from somewhere. "Her name was
Lola! She was a showgirl! With yellow ribbons in her hair and boobs
right down to there!" He also probably danced gaily while
singing. VI.
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